Blue Turbanitis – is an affliction of the mind that is usually accompanied by selective amnesia, indecision and the construction of an alternate reality.
Symptoms
- Suffers uncontrollable urges to pass the buck
- Demonstrates an Inability to control decisions by others
- Compulsively analyzes to rationalize mistakes
- When confronted lapses into fits of paranoia over some guy in Gujarat
Tests
- Responsibility dip stick test – Select a random issue, probe the subject’s willingness to take responsibility, measure the time till subject expresses an uncontrollable urge to pass the buck. Also measure degree of impairment of subject’s ability to control decisions by others.
- Leadership Litmus test – Select a random issue, confront the subject’s past conduct on the issue. Quarantine the subject in an intellectually sterile environment. Monitor the subject’s behavior for any obsessive compulsive analysis or rationalization. Introduce non-invasive interventions to the subject’s sterile environment. Observe the color of paranoia changing to Saffron in a westward direction.
Treatment
- No known treatments
Prognosis
- Sphinx like silence usually helps to be in denial.
- Split Vision (two Indias) can also help defocus the mind
Complications
- electile dysfunction during early stages
- acute Executive Delinquency as the condition worsens
Prevention
- Area of active Stem Cell Research to genetically boost political competence of the NG (Nehru-Gandhi) chromosome
Filed under: betrayal of aam admi, Fiction, UPA-II Critical Appraisal
Though appearing hillarious,PM MMs’ character is portrayed very eloquently. Good work.
Treatment : Daily dose of strong Saffron sprays…..
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Off stumped writes:
“Area of active Stem Cell Research to genetically boost political competence of the NG chromosome”
Hahahahahahahahaha
you really want that Mr.Offstumped????
i thought the screwing right-wing “iron man” gene received in 2004 and 2009 was enough…but NO….you want another one in 2014!!
Awesome.
tooo…. good. It a taste of comedy with some serious prognosis.
Nice …really awsome. summarizes PM entire press conference and it should serve as prep guide for Editors for next one
Indian Pundit
It ceases to amaze me that you are a big fan of MMS and Sonia clan several scams later and slowing up the Indian economy big time.
Sahana
i am nobody’s fan.
i am just amazed at the audacity of our friends from Right .
@Indian Pundit.
Nice. then stay amazed. We can do with a dissenting vote on everything that happens here.
good one.